An Email I Had To Share...

Dear American Liberals, Leftists, Progressives, Socialists, Marxists,
Anti-Miltary and Obama supporters:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids,
but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that
I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for
the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has
clearly run its course...

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on
what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We
can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own
way...

For those of you who have recently woken up and realize we are going
backwards and not forward under the Progressive Left Liberal
Democratic agenda, I salute you and thank you for leaving the Leftward
side to the 'Right side'...

Here is my model divorce agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each
taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am
sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it
should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can
effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct
and disparate tastes...

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are
welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and
war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind,
solar and bio-diesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie
O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel
vehicle big enough to move all three of them...

We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare
dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and
illegal aliens. We'll keep
the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep
the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood...

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right
to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the
peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are
under assault, we'll help provide them security...

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam,
Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, Shirley McClain and you
can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill...

We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You
can take every Subaru station wagon you can find...

You can give everyone Obamacare if you can find any practicing
doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a
right. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National
Anthem." I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like
to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World" and
that ridiculous version of "The National Anthem" sung at the 2010 MLB
All Star Game in Anaheim...

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give
trickle up poverty your best shot...

Remember we have proven time and time again that we do know how to
simulate the economy through tax cuts while you only know tax hikes
and spend, spend, spend what you didn't have to begin with so you just
print, print, print more money that you didn't have to begin with...

Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and
our flag, you know the one that's red white and blue and our proud
Military history...

So if you would you agree to do this, please then pass it along to
other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots. If you do not
agree, then just hit delete...

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet your answer will still be
debated amongst yourselves 4 years from now and beyond...

God Bless & May God Continue To Help America!

Sincerely,

Matt Bruce
Host of "The Captain's AMERICA Radio Show"
Heard LIVE weekday's 12 noon to 1 PM ET..
http://www.thecaptainsamerica.com


P. S. - Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen,
Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda along with you....


P.P. S. S. - Don't forget the New Black Panthers either, you can put
them on the Southern Border with Mexico and they can feel free to use
their clubs there! And you won't have to press '1' for English when
you call our country...

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